Evasive

Dwarf

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":D :o"

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Real Name: Patrick
Gamertag: A Rampant Dwarf

Job Title: Clan Administrator and Web Developer
Actual Work Done: Very Little
Joined DPFN: 30th March 2008

Forum: Profile | Message

Biography

Upon joining Dark PerFectioN after seeing the clan advertised in the Bungie Classifieds, Dwarf quickly became a name amongst the clan for his 'battle journalism', watching clan matches, then writing up what happened - often using big words to make himself look clever.

Using his 'talent' (or, as he more aptly puts it, 'babe turn-off superpower') for coding and web... stuff, Dwarf offered to help PerFectioN move the site from its subdomain (dpfn.geekscience.org) to the full-fledge domain it now sits upon. He offered his services, however, for a deadly price... This charge was later dropped.

Next, he turned his attention once again to 'fixing things that ain't broke', posting that the previously held system of choosing DPFN Elite members was flawed, offering instead to design a 'ladder system' for members of the clan to fight for the top spots. He claimed this would take "not much more than a weekend". A month later, it was completed.

Dwarf still continues to grapple with DarkPerFectioN.org's grumpy hosts, as well as addressing any technical queries members have with the website. He also constantly seeks to improve the clan, by means of ideas like this, the staff biographies, as well as being the main writer of anything official - such as the main page.

Dwarf was voted DPFN's Most Valuable Player for April 2008.

General-Gonzo15

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"How about a warm cup of hey, what's up?"

Vital Statistics:

Real Name: Garrett
Age: 17
Gamertag: General Gonzo15

Job Title: Moderator
Actual Work Done: Recon stuff, forum moderation stuff.
Joined DPFN: January 4, 2008

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Biography

General Gonzo has been playing games all of his life. Some of his earliest memories are of Wolfenstein 3D on his brother's PC and Mario Tennis on the Virtual Boy. The time between these early days and today was spent obsessively playing Battlefield 1942, eventually being in the top 300 out of millions of players. One day, he decided to pick up a newer, fresher game called Halo: Combat Evolved. He has been hooked ever since. Unfortunately, due to living in the middle of nowhere, he was unable to get a fast enough connection for Xbox LIVE until just after Halo 3 came out. A couple months of lonesome playing later, Gonzo decided to join a clan to meet and play with new people. After wandering the Classifieds on Bungie.net, he eventually found One's post about Dark PerFectioN and looked into it. The rest is history.

Gonzo started off well, making friends with people, coming to practices, and even designing the clan's emblem. He has fought in many of DPFN's conflicts, and proudly claims the title of Dark PerFectioN's first casualty in a clan battle. He has become known around the forums for his flashy and unusual sigs, something which he is very proud of. (Don't touch them) When asked where he gets some of his pictures, he will truthfully tell you that he does not know. He was made a moderator in early June due to an increase in members and a loss of another moderator.

Gonzo leads an active life. He is the second-in-command cadet in his Civil Air Patrol squadron, captain of his swim team, pole vaulter for his track team, and president of his school's Key Club. He plans to go to the United States Air Force Academy after graduating from high school and becoming a pilot in the Air Force. He wants to major in astronautical engineering.

You will often find him trolling in the off topic forum. Be warned: approach at your own risk!

PerFectioN

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"Wait, what?"

Vital Statistics:

Real Name: Classified
Age: 16
Gamertag: One PerFectioN

Job Title: Clan Founder
Actual Work Done: Created stuff.
Created DPFN: October 23, 2007

Forum: Profile | Message

Biography:

Classified.